No, That's Not Me...
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A substantial segment of the US electorate has mistaken me, TV Home Improvement expert Paul F. Ryan, for Rep. Paul Ryan, Vice Presidential candidate. The results are both humorous and a bit troubling..... Here's a sample of the voice mails I've received in the last few weeks:
Here are the messages in their entirety. Click on the links to have a listen!
It looks like you're sucking on something!
I'm sorry for that last message....
PLEASE, PLEASE!!! - Tell Romney how to talk!
Get an answering service!!!
I have an art print for you!
I'd like to get you some ... information you could use
I want your address
Check out these e-mails I've received the last few weeks:
Dear Mr. Ryan: I am very pleased that you will be the VP candidate with Mr. Romney...We share much, as I am also a Catholic, and an avid archery deer hunter...You have an open invitation to come to Kansas and hunt trophy whitetail deer, whenever you choose...We have 2500 acres of pristine whitetail habitat, and have been providing hunts for terminal youngsters for 11 years in additon to our regular family and friends that also hunt....Would be honored, if you could come hunt with us, and see first hand the values of real Americans...I am not sure that most of those in Congress really know what is valuable to Americans. I am also sure that you do understand....Good Luck, and please come hunting with us...Tim
I have an EXCELLENT idea for small business development that is fast, effective and safe using US financial backing but with no expense that I would like to explain to Paul. How can I do this? it would only take 5 minutes and an effective campaign tool
Mitt Romney is rich, you are rich and your Mother is rich. What can you do for the person living on $30,000 during retirement...you know, the majority of the population..
Dear VP Ryan
Congratulations being picked for VP. Gov. Romney made a great choice. Good luck to both of you. I just can not understand people wanting our great Country to be a Communist Country. Will someone please legally force Obama to realease all his college transcripts,passport he is hideing so much. But yet he wants Gov. Romney to show 5 years of taxes. Enough is Enough!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-You have our vote.-
How can you want the hard working middle class to vote for you when you want to raise their taxes. His canyon want the hard working poor to vote for you or the disabled and elderly when you want to take away from Medicare and Medicaid. How can you justify raisingvtaxes on middle class taking away from Medicaid and giving the rich more tax breaks????
I am sad to think that you and other government officials are cowards and no longer true Americans. You forget about those whose hard work built this country and made your rich friends rich. Sad to say this but u are nit your own man you are bought andvonly stand for what the bogeyman pays u to stand for.
Honorable VP Patroit Pual Ryan,
NASA provided great achievements in our history.Lets get world to team up and work together to fund these missons togetheAs this is part of leadership, not just as a nation , but as world team.The UN strength, dedication, honor, for all humanity.Why can we not all get along.
I had to write you again to say thanks for the great job you did for all of us.
You did drink a lot of water but I think it was better then the alternative
Now we can pray that Mitt will be under the will of the Higher Power
I do hope Mitt will not let Barack lie thru his teeth.I belong to a small group who are doing a big job for the cause here in Madison.
Paul can you forward a short message to Mr. Romney? No where can I find his email.
I'd like to say Mr. Romney (please) if you say something like you are not going to support Big Bird Please
tell us why ( you left that out ) Many of us had not heard about that problem.....people want to know why etc. If you don't say why, you leave it up to others to put their spin on it.....YOU KNOW say I am or I am not BECAUSE............................
You can be polite with Barack O. but please don't let him push you around....Stare at him once in awhile, smile and say I'm trying my best to be polite to you Mr. Pres. Could you try to respect me as well.... or
For you Mr. Pres. to base you whole campaign on calling me a liar makes you sound like a little person..
IF YOU WANT TO KNOCK HIS SOCKS,
AS A RESPONSE TO HIM CALLING YOU A LIAR or likewise SAY "I LOVE YOU" this comment alone could win thedebate and maybe the election. ( GIVE IT A TRY, YOU CANNOT LOOSE ) Lastly, before the debate starts be sure to turn your words and the debate over to YOUR HIGHER POWER
You won last night I don't care what the others say. Obama and Biden are jokes and have embarrassed the United States. When Biden stated he would be pulling our troops out in 2014, I could just hear the Taliban leaders now. I would love to see, in the future, when we do bring our troops home, that these men and women are placed in our airports, bus terminals and replace the snotty nose TSA agents. I'm a cancer survivor and I do travel quit often. I have not been embarrassed by one of these TSA agents, yet, but the odds are getting greater. The day my health is discussed in public by someone else besides me, will be the day I go to jail for assault.
You got my vote.
Good evening Senator Ryan,
If you and Presidential Canidate Romney want about 4 million votes, try tackiling this injustice of divorced dads across America. Not all dads trying to pay child support are bumbs and they get taken advantage of badly!! Please read my current issue with ..........
Dear Senator, 11 October 2012
Hello my name is ..................and I wish to file a formal complaint against ................
This is why. Today they took my child support payment out of my joint personal checking account without notifying myself or my wife. Now I have 52 dollars in my checking account and multiple checks that have not cleared and it’s of no concern to them. By doing this draft out of my account my bank charged me $100 for this transaction which I will not get back so my child support payment was 750 instead of 650 this month.
A little more back ground is needed to express my reason for my dire discontent for ............... I recently moved from California to Virginia to work a contract Site Manager’s Position. Within one month from being there............had already started withdrawing my normal $300 from each of my paychecks. Five months ago I was transferred to .................. with the SAME employer to work as a Sr. Technician in the calibration laboratory. They did not start withdrawing my child support from my check so I contacted them after two months to see what I needed to do to get them to start my child support withdraws. They started sending me monthly billing statements another 2 months later and said I was behind on child support. So of course I started paying them with checks from my personal JOINT checking account. To top it off ............... sent me a $500 refund check only one month ago? I’m not sure why they would send me a check if I was behind on payments. My 2 year incident with them ended up with a false affidavit signed by my ex-wife stating I was 3500 dollars behind on child support for which was disproved and I was garnished almost 2000 in one month and only received $275 back from them…
So my question is why are they allowed to take money out of a personal checking account, costing me 100 dollars for their withdraw without notifying me? Isn’t that the very definition of theft? Now I have checks that may bounce, including a 325 one sent to DCSS one week ago because they didn’t garnish my wages as their letter sent to me stated, but they went into a joint account belonging to my wife as well and took money? How is this legal? I contacted them as they wanted. I started paying my child support as they wanted. I want it to come out of my check as it always has in the past so I won’t get charged $100 every time they steal from my wife’s and my account. I employ on you to look into this and stop ............... from abusing their power. Thank you for your help in advance.
In one of his diatribes VP Biden made the following remark:
"Osama Bin Laden is dead and General Motors is alive"
I suggest that the following would be a good rebuttal:
"Ambassador Stevens is dead and Al Queda is alive"
Good luck with your debate
Mr Ryan: I do not know how to get a message to Mr Romney so I try to go through you.
My Suggestion on how to seal the deal and win the presidency.
I believe that if you want to win this election Mr. Romney needs to do someting extrodinary during the debates. I believe you can win by naming your CABINET during the debates. Of course I have names in mind, but you would be the first canidate in history to say "this is my cabinet should they accept. These men and women will implement my plan and this is how I will get this country on the right track" Obama would no longer be able to say "this man has no plan" Obamas campaign would be ties in a knot along with the mainstream Lying media both trying to attack each of the names. The american public would see this as a positive step showing direction and hope.
Please ask Romney to stiffel that stupid smirk every time he makes a point. The smirk is not appealing and looks like he is happy he just made a ass out of his questioner or opponent. This smirk is going to turn off the public. Go back and look at the rep primaries. You will see what I mean. Romney must get angry at the inuendo of the president that we are better off. His anger must be from Him for US, if it comes across that way, he wins even if he is disrespectful of a lying President.
Dear Congressman Ryan:
The reason I am e-mailing you is because of a promise I made to Governor Romney a few months ago, and I am trying to get in contact with Governor Romney about this. You see, because my husband and I have two sons of our own, years ago I was involved in Cub Scouting and Boy Scouting, I have earned many awards during my service to the Boy Scouts, From Den Leader Coach, to Asst. Scoutmaster, to Scoutmaster and two awards in the Order of the Arrow as a member to a Brotherhood member. One of which I am very proud to have achieved was .the Wood Badge Beads. To earn these beads, I had to set goals and achieve them, all of which took three very hard long years before I was awarded these beads.
These beads helped me to conquer my goals and because they mean so much to me, I want to hand them over to you and Governor Romney as a "reminder" that you can achieve your upcoming goals as well, for the sake of our country and the American people.You mentioned awhile back how your son is very involved in Cub Scouts, so I am including a neckerchief slide and a pin that I received after trading with a Korean boy scout at the Canadian Boy Scout Jamboree years ago....these two items are very rare, so I hope he will wear them with pride when wearing his uniform. I want to get these items in the mail soon and I would like to know where I can send them to where both you and Governor Romney will receive these items. I am looking forward to hearing from you.
Those of us from Wisconsin are aghast that you are telling so many lies. Don't you know the media can check up on all you say??? And they have many video tapes of you saying lies??? Your convention speech was a lying laugh. Your voting record is open to all. Even your running record was laughed at, because you lied about that too. Everyone is tagging you with a nickname of 'Lying Ryan' and cartoons are showing you with your nose very long. Try to shape up and tell the truth for all your Wisconsin supporters.
Dear Representative Ryan,
After reading that at the convention you really spoke harshly about now President Obama linking him to the closing of an automotive plant in your district. Then afterwards when several people pointed out to you that the plant actually closed during past President Bushs's term you were not willing to admit that you made a mistake in what you said has shown me what kind of man you are.
Any man who cannot admit that he has made a mistake and say he is sorry does not deserve my vote. You have lost my vote
My husband Paul and I are Republics stuck in Los Angeles.
Would you consider coming to Southern California soon? I think there are more Republicans than ever in SoCal.
Orange County is close by and there are lots of Republicans there.
p.s. We send money as we can.